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The Intoxicated Reporter section under Music High Court is a fictionalized, satirical publication. Its content should in no way be interpreted as an actual record of events, unless a story specifically states that its contents are an actual recording of events. These stories are also not intended to be, nor should they be construed as, attempts to predict the future course of any individual or entity, but should be viewed only as parody. The Intoxicated Reporter is not associated with any other news service. Names used in the Intoxicated Reporter stories, unless those of public figures or entities, are fictional, and any resemblance to actual persons or entities is unintentional, coincidental and accidental. Any event described in any publication under Intoxicated Reporter that actually comes to pass should also be considered coincidental, unintentional, and accidental.

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